For the knitter...
[caption id="" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Image via Wikipedia - Knitting needles, aka things I don't know how to use yet."][/caption]
Here are the creepy knit pattern books that I have come across. Links to amazon.com provided so you can peruse the books. If you know of any others, please let me know!
- "DomiKNITrix" --> This book is hysterical! It has all kinds of wild patterns such as mohawks, corsets, and more. It looks fairly complicated, but I haven't yet gotten a chance to learn to knit. (http://www.amazon.com/DomiKNITrix-Whip-Your-Knitting-Shape/dp/1581808534/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312251825&sr=8-1)
- "Vampire Knits" --> From the romantic to the frightening, these knits will really "vamp" up your wardrobe. Some of the patterns may not be good to go out of the house in (cape, for example, whereas some of them are alright for everyday wear. You decide! (http://www.amazon.com/Vampire-Knits-Projects-Knitting-Twilight/dp/030758660X/ref=pd_sim_b_2)
- "Big Book of Knitted Monsters" --> This book features a boat-ton of cutesy knit monsters with all kinds of jagged teeth. (http://www.amazon.com/Big-Book-Knitted-Monsters-Mischievous/dp/1604680091/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312252624&sr=8-1)
Sorry, again, not many suggestions here that I have found.